Oh, Ryan. I really don't care that you went out with Mandy Moore. It was a little exciting to see you on trashy celeb blogs while simultaneously I was turning green with envy. I'm glad that's over now because I wouldn't want to keep seeing you on those sites. I like seeing these videos of you, and listening to "Come Pick Me Up" on cold rainy days. And you can always go out with me because there are no paparazzi following me.